Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
