He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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