I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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