I've blown a few things in my day
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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