What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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