Too much gin, very little bucket
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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