was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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