she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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