you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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