would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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