just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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