i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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