I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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