I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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