How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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