I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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