She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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