i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You can't motorboat a personality
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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