I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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