Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's blow job season.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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