Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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