Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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