also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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