Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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