i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
