i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He felt like a one man threesome
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This is my gift to your gina
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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