Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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