I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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