Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
please don't ironically join a cult
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