paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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