It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dicks are not precious.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
