Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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