so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
what day is it and did you see me today?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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