Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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