There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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