I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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