I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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