I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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