literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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