we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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