Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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