Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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