Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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