Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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