Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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