Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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