she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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