The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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