do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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