I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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