i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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