im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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