On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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