I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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