I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
well you can't waste a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Randomize